a call from the dove project assholes

Well, there I was at home enjoying the AFI special tonight, when my phone rings. I of course answered it and this fucking bitch comes on asking for the "lady of the house". Being single, I told this bitch there was none. "She" then asked for the man of the house. I said you got him and this better not be a sales call. She said no and that the call would only take 90 seconds. The fucking bitch then started asking me if if I was concerned about movies becoming too edgy and the ratings not reflecting movies correctly, or some such bullshit. I said no. I have no problem with movies and that families needed to control what their kids view. This bitch then went in to a bullshit spiel about the fucking dove project. I explained that I believed in choice. People can watch whatever the fuck they want. I was never told not to read or watch something. We simply discussed it after. This fucking bitch tried to go on with her bullshit and I told her I was not interested and hung up on her bullshit.

After the show was over I googled these assholes and found out what a bunch of fucking liars and con men they are. This fucking group is under investigation and has been fined for fraud (lying to callers). These fuckers are still playing their games.

According to the information I was able to find, I can expect these fucking jeezus freak assholes to call me back again. BTW it also turns out that the fucking bitch I was "talking" too was a very sophisticated recording. If these assholes do call me back, I intend to fuck with them big time..I think I'll tell them I want to see people blowing goats on prime time or what ever the fuck else I can come up with. I'll be sure to post further information if those jeezus freak assholes call me again.

Update....

I was just on this site and found this way of dealing with those assholes when they call. I have to try it:

I had a pretty interesting call with Cammy tonight. I had googled dove foundation after she left several voice mails and knew that it was a computer. I was able to keep 'her' on the phone for several minutes by just talking in a calm sweet voice. I politely asked her is she was an idiot and she answered yes and then I asked her if is engaged in sexual intercourse with goats and she again answered yes. It was a riot. I was having a really good time until Cammy abrubtly hung up. I wish she would call back. I've got more questions to ask her!

This should be fucking funny!